Oh, why not?  I’ll find something epic or romantic or extraordinary for Monday, but today, one more round shouldn’t hurt.  In AvX: Versus #2, written by Kieron Gillen and drawn by Salvador Larroca, we see the X-Men deploy their toughest weapon.  I’m talking Colossus Juggernaut, who’s like normal Juggernaut except encased in metal.  He’s unstoppable:

But can this unbeatable force take on the most lovable of the Avengers?  Can Colossus defeat my personal hero and inspiration to preteens everywhere?  Oh my goodness, yes, Spider-Man doesn’t stand a chance.

Round 1: Colossus vs. Spider-Man

We’ve discussed Spider-Man’s strength level before — he can lift roughly ten tons, which won’t be anywhere near enough to even dent the Russian monster.  Think of Peter Parker as a fly constantly buzzing in Colossus’ ear.  Yes, the fly’s annoying and frustrating, but you really don’t want to squish it if you don’t have to…